vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
infinitylooper: Something to think about: The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests. This isn’t sustainable.
nerdylittledude: thegestianpoet: cancered-gemini: salternates: hecklocki: genpadalecki: cas should replace his old dirty trenchcoat for this new fashionistsa one burberry just put out Yes. it’d be a very different show but actually not (oh god, why am I bringing this back?) can’t handle it oh dean honey, thank god you’re beautiful because sometimes you are the dumbest...
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
There’s no doubt that if you saw that simultaneously icy and ferocious...– (x)
thewaywardfox: protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
meladoodle: grizzlygrandma: meladoodle: zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel” So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao you should probably get that checked out
swiftingthrough: cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
shattystrashstache: real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were...
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
a haiku about most of my pencils
jaclcfrost: a second ago had you a second ago what the fucking shit